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nbcsnl:

Stefon returned to share a few tips on autumn — and revealed some BIG news!

nbcsnl:

This place has everything…

Mulaney’d.

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

ultrafacts:

businessof-misery-:

ultrafacts:

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otters are literally the cutest things in the world

alaskbruh:

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

What

do you like pina coladaaaaassssss

hahaha while I was reading this I thought, “This is just a more messed up version of the pina coladas song” then I got to the bottom.

ethiopienne:

perfection

00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF