Stefon returned to share a few tips on autumn — and revealed some BIG news!
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
He knows how everything works except people.
That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.
otters are literally the cutest things in the world
do you like pina coladaaaaassssss
hahaha while I was reading this I thought, “This is just a more messed up version of the pina coladas song” then I got to the bottom.
SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF